(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
this is the worst post ive ever read
only white girls pee now. black man? nope. middle eastern agender individual ? not ever again. native american pangender ? youre free of the shackles of your bladder
my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
and just like that, the queen has returned and dethroned all of our faves with one swift motion
Rebecca Black is my new hero
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
why do bronies get so upset about being friendzoned? i thought friendship was magic
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.